Rocky turns tourists into douchebags

In 1981, when Sylvester Stallone finished Rocky 3, he gave the City of Philadelphia a gift: an eight-foot-tall statue of himself that he didn’t need any more. Christmas at Sly’s house must be a gas.

Francisco de Miranda springs into action!

That swirling cape… those boots… those tall britches! Francisco de Miranda sweeps forward with such zeal, I can only presume he’s been besmirched in some way or another. Sir, he demands satisfaction.